What do you say to three shillings and we forget the name?
Any idea when Jones might release said terrible beastie?
Any idea
Any more questions?
Any more questions
If you spring me from this cell, I swear on pain of death I shall take you to the Black Pearl and your bonnie lass.
Technically, I was only captain for two years, then I was viciously mutinied upon.
Captain for two years
Alas my children. This is day you shall always remember as the day that you almost... water splash muffling words ...Captain Jack Sparrow.
Captain jack sparrow
I changed me mind.
And then they made me their chief.
Complications arose, ensued, were overcome.
Eh, Congealy!
How much do you know about Davy Jones?
Davy jones
Is that how you're all feeling then? That perhaps dear old Jack is not serving your best interests as captain.
Dear old jck
It is a drawing of a key.
You know these clothes do not flatter you at all. It should be a dress or nothing. I happen to have no dress in my cabin.
Easy on the goods darling.
Easy on the goods darling
Apparently there's some sort of high-toned and fancy-to-do up at the fort, eh?
It's a fine goal for sure, but it seems to me a ship like that makes this one here superfluous really.
Fine goal
Hey, fish face.
Fishface Jack Sparrow
falling down stairs SFX Got it!
Guard the boat.
Do we have an accord?
Hello beastie.
Hello, beastie
No no. More word. Big fire. Big fire. I am chief. Want big fire. Come on now.
I am big chief want fire
Darling, I am truly unhappy to have to tell you this, but through an unfortunate and entirely unforeseeable series of circumstances that have nothing whatsoever to do with me, poor Will has been press-ganged into Davy Jones' crew.
I am truly unhappy
I feel sullied and unusual.
I feel sullied and unusual
I'll handle this mate.
Ill handle this
Son, I'm Captain Jack Sparrow. Savvy?
Im captain jack savvy
I want my jar of dirt.
Jar of dire
Lose something?
How could it be that two upstanding gentlemen such as yourselves did not merit an invitation.
Mind the tide.
No. Much more better.
My compass is unique.
My compass
My lady
Don't touch my dirt.
No Jack Sparrow
Not good.
Not good
Oh bugger.
Oh bugger
No no. Oi, no no. Not good.
Oi no no
And to what do I owe the pleasure of your carbuncle?
Pleasure of your carbuncle
I'm sorry, it's just a pretty boat... ship.
Pretty boat
Still rooting for you mate.
I saved your life. You saved mine. We're square.
Set sail in a general...that way direction.
Set heading
Clearly you've never been to Singapore.
Te la lom. Lom picky picky. Lom incy wincy.
Sticks and stones love.
I've heard of one. Supposed to be very fast, nigh uncatchable. The Black Pearl.
Gentlemen, milady. You will always remember this as the day that you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow.
The day you almost caught
Why is the rum always gone?
The rum
Remarkable how often those two traits coincide.
Well, Mr. Turner.
Drink up me hearties. Yo ho!
Yo hoi
You're not making any sense at all.
Your not making any sense

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