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I want my baby-back, baby-back, baby-back, baby-back, baby-back ribs. I want my baby-back, baby-back, baby-back, baby-back, baby-back ribs. Chili baby-back ribs.
Babybackribs
Look at me. I'm a big fat slob.
Bigfatslob
I've got bigger titties than you do.
Biggertitties
I've got a crap on deck that could choke a donkey.
Crapdeck
laughing
Creepylaugh1
laughing
Creepylaugh2
I'm dead sexy.
Deadsexy
Dr. Evil.
Drevil
Ooohhh!
Ewwwwww
Listen missy. Do you fancy another go?
Fancygo
First things first. Where's your shitter?
Firstthings
I'm bigger than you... I'm higher on the food chain.
Foodchain
Frisky, are we?
Frisky
Get in my belly.
Getbelly
Christ. I'm getting all emotional from it, y'know.
Gettingemotional
Come here. I'm gonna eat ya.
Gonnaeatyou
Oh. I've got your mojo now Sonny Jim.
Gotmojo
I've had bigger chunks of corn in my crap.
Hadbigger
Cause once you're had fat, you never go back.
Hadfat
Here baby, baby. I'm going to eat ya.
Herebaby
Christ. He's tiny.
Hestiny
Oh, is all the thanks I get for the night of hot sex?
Hotsex
Lickety-lick.
Lick
By the way. Would you like some chicken? I've got more.
Likechicken
It's a long road ahead.
Longroad
I want to look at your ass. Looks like two eggs and hanky. You don't even have an ass!
Lookass
He kinda looks like a baby.
Lookslikebaby
You're lucky wee man.
Luckyman
Let me make you a deal. Alright?
Makedeal
You get the mojo. You keep your money and I'll get your baby.
Mojobaby
Right in the mommy-daddy button.
Mommydaddy
I've got more chins than a chinese phone book.
Morechins
Of course I'm not happy.
Nothappy
I'm not kidding.
Notkidding
Oohh.
Oh
Oh yeah.
Ohyeah Fat Bastard
Oh great. Now it smells like someone took a shit in a pine tree.
Pinetree
Mmmm. laughing
Playingnipples
You're prettier than most girls I've shagged.
Prettier
I'm rich and I'm dead sexy.
Richsexy
I've not seen my willie in two years which is long enough to declare it legally dead.
Seenwillie
Look at my sexy body.
Sexybody
I'm dead sexy. You were crap.
Sexycrap
Sexy man. Sexy man. Eating like a sexy man can.
Sexyman
Have a go. I'll be in there for sloppy seconds.
Sloppyseconds
Fart SFX I farted.
Sorryfarted
Special delivery.
Specialdelivery
What kind of stupid ass question is that?
Stupidquestion
Well. Surprise. Surprise. Huh?
Surprisesurprise1
Surprise. Surprise.
Surprisesurprise2
I've got a turtle head poking out.
Turtlehead
Wait a minute.
Waitminute
Where's my money?
Wheresmoney
That's right, yeah.
Yeah

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Austin Powers

Antagonists
Fat Bastard - Goldmember

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