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IMVU Product: Knight 2000 KR-58
Description Audio File
Adios.
Adios
All systems go Michael.
Allsystemsgo
I suggest you keep your ample derriere off my hood.
Amplederrier
Arrivederci.
Arrivederci
I've been instructed to warn you, your access has been withdrawn. Attack mode engaged.
Attackmode Knight 2000
I hate to be the one to break this to you but automobiles are not human. They have no lineage or personality.
Automobiles
Bug off.
Bugoff
It must be a problem in calibration.
Calibration
Ciao.
Ciao
It's so good to be communicating again.
Communicating
You know I can't compute instinct.
Computeinstinct
Michael, that can't be K.A.R.R. We destroyed K.A.R.R. two years ago.
Destroyedkarr
Michael, Devon is calling.
Devoniscalling
Devon is calling.
Devonscalling
Michael, I'm picking up a transmission in a highly-stylized dialect of the English language.
Englishlanguage
But I saw him explode. You saw him explode.
Explode
I'm doing what I can Michael. The feed is disrupted.
Feeddisrupted
What are you going to do now?
Goingtodo Knight 2000
Good idea.
Goodidea
Good night.
Goodnight Knight 2000
I think I may have something.
Havesomething
Michael! Help me! ... Michael, help me! ... Michael, Michael, Michael...
Helpme Knight 2000
It appears to be a large... My goodness. Large isn't the word. It's enormous.
Itsenormous
I am the voice of Knight Industry Two Thousand's micro-processor. K.I.T.T. for easy reference, KITT if you prefer.
Kitt
Really, all you have to do is look at the monitor.
Lookmonitor
Losing one's memory is so embarrassing.
Losingmemory
I've made contact.
Madecontact
Micro-jam SFX
Microjam
Funny? I detect no source of amusement.
Noamusement
My sensors detect the vehicle in question is armored with my protective shell. Michael, surely you're not planning to go nose-to-nose with that behemoth.
Nosetonose
No, Michael, I cannot. When you're one of a kind, companionship does not compute.
Oneofakind
I'm on my way.
Onmyway Knight 2000
Michael, what's our plan?
Ourplan
To coin a phrase, I'm out of here.
Outofhere Knight 2000
Contrary to popular belief, looks aren't everything.
Popularbelief
Michael, I'm picking up something quite strange.
Quitestrange
My remote monitors seem to be malfunctioning.
Remotemonitor
Right away, Michael.
Rightaway
The risk factor is too high.
Riskfactor
Scanner SFX
Scanner
Scat.
Scat
Michael, given the severity of the situation, I can no longer support your actions.
Severity
Skedaddle.
Skedaddle
Michael, why do you need socialize with so many women? Wouldn't one be sufficient?
Socialize
This sounds awfully dangerous.
Soundsdangerous
They're headed directly for an extremely steep cliff. Michael.
Steepcliff
Michael, what do you think of a stunt where I can somersault end-over-end. It's never been done before, or better still. How about a flaming chariot? We can set my wheels on fire and do a jump. At night, it could be quite spectacular, don't you think?
Stunts
And then there's my new polyphonic synthesizer which allows me to duplicate and project any sound from any where.
Synthesizer
Michael, unlike that dinosaur, we can't simply push our way through.
Thatdinosaur
Right now, I'd trade.
Trade
Trucker short hand brutalizes my vocabulary banks.
Truckershorthand
Turbo Boosting SFX
Turboboost
Unsafe, unsound behavior if you ask me.
Unsafebehavior
Michael, I'm getting some unusual readings.
Unusualreadings Knight 2000
Michael, this is all very confusing.
Veryconfusing
Very well.
Verywell Knight 2000
I believe it's time for a strategic withdrawal Michael.
Withdrawal
I see your point.
Yourpoint

Trust Doesn't Rust

IMVU Product: Knight 2000 KR-88
Description Audio File
About me?
Aboutme
Michael, I should warn you that KARR may be planning to ambush us.
Ambushus
Funny? I detect no source of amusement.
Amusement
Aren't I always?
Arentialways
I hope you didn't take that suggestion serious Mr. Miles. I'm quite happy with basic black.
Basicblack
Michael, really? By now, you should know me better than that.
Betterthanthat
Bonnie.
Bonnie
You're awfully quiet. Is something bothering you?
Botheringyou
I must point out that it can not be fired until its properly calibrated and Bonnie is the only one who can do that.
Calibrated
Michael, that car. It could have been my twin. It was exactly like me.
Cartwin
How did you know you wouldn't chicken out first?
Chickenout
Already scanning Michael. KARR is taking the coastal road north.
Coastalroad
No Michael, I can not. When you're one of a kind, companionship does not compute.
Companionship
On the contrary, it's a compliment.
Compliment
And speaking of dates, we could have performed this task this afternoon if you hadn't visited that Rosalie woman.
Datesrosalie
Thank you Michael, but it has been a draining day.
Drainingday
There's a perfectly reasonable explanation.
Explanation Knight 2000
Being one-of-a-kind is a very familiar feeling.
Familiarfeeling
Pardon the expression, but he does have a few screws loose.
Fewscrews
You mean, IF we find her?
Findher
Michael, Zeno first postulated a question which my twin would certainly be aware of. Tuwit, what would happen if an irresistible force met an immovable object?
Forceobject
I have cause to make no such generalization. However, I project odds of 1,000:1 against my meeting of a more compatible human than yourself.
Generalization
Michael, I'm in position. Get ready to jump.
Getready Knight 2000
Good bye.
Goodbye
I heard that KARR and you haven't seen anything yet.
Heardthat
Did you hear that?
Hearthat
He's right.
Hesright
Of course, I wasn't informed due to the all too common problem of human error.
Humanerror
KARR doesn't have my programming to protect human life.
Humanlife
Innocent people may be harmed.
Innocentpeople
I see.
Isee Knight 2000
Michael, I can not allow you to jeopardize your life. I am assuming control.
Jeopardize
This is just amazing.
Justamazing
KARR, I didn't know you cared.
Karrcared
What made you so sure that KARR would turn away first?
Karrfirst
Michael, considering the confusion of the law enforcement authorities regarding myself and KARR. I'll understand it if you want to work without me until this crisis is over.
Lawenforcement
KARR, perhaps you should be a little more careful and a lot less belligerent.
Lessbelligerent
No really. Michael, your logic in this case is totally illogical and yet, it's absolutely correct.
Logicillogical
Why are you lying to each other?
Lying
Michael?
Michael Knight 2000
Michael.
Michael2
Michael, what are you doing?
Michaeldoing
Michael, what are you doing?
Michaeldoing2
Michael, please.
Michaelplease
Instead of being a problem-ridden prototype, I'm the new improved model.
Newimproved
No one knows Bonnie, no one knows.
Nooneknows
I admit, I was somewhat surprised to discover that I was not in fact a prototype vehicle.
Notaprototype
Not at all.
Notatall
I noticed that too Bonnie.
Noticedthattoo
I'm not in control KARR.
Notincontrol
Of course.
Ofcourse
As you know Michael, I do not have feelings. However, for want of a better expression, being one-of-a-kind is a very familiar feeling.
Onekind Knight 2000
Michael, Michael, I'm on my way. Hang on.
Onmyway
No Michael. Except for that brief reading on the other highway, I have no indication of KARR.
Otherhighway
I'm in your parking space Michael, where else would I be?
Parkingspace
Michael, do you realize it's 2:32 in the morning? This is no time to perform an errand.
Performerrand
KARR, please desist from your actions. Many people may be hurt.
Pleasedesist
Michael, Bonnie, my analysis of KARR's movements lead me to believe he is maneuvering for a long enough run to leap over the police barricade.
Policebarricade
Bonnie, unless I'm mistaken, you seem to be repositioning my main power booster.
Powerbooster
Of course not, but I need to charge my power packs occasionally.
Powerpacks
My power packs could use a rest.
Powerpacksrest
I have a question about that Michael.
Questionmichael
Michael, we're approaching a residential neighborhood.
Residential
Michael, I hope the security guard has some answers for us.
Securityguard
One of KARR's sensor devices has just been activated.
Sensordevices
I don't know, they appear to be sensor echoes of my own telemetry, but that's impossible.
Sensorechoes
She's right Michael.
Shesright
Michael, why do you need to socialize wtih so many women? Wouldn't one be sufficient?
Socializewomen
Michael, I'm speechless.
Speechless
I know, that's what's strange about it.
Strange
Michael, I have a strange feeling about this.
Strangefeeling
Michael, I've just picked up a strong reading.
Strongreading
You don't have to tell me twice.
Tellmetwice
We dare not continue this chase.
Thischase
It's a rather tight fit, but otherwise, it's fine.
Tightfit Knight 2000
I should think so. That other car is going to give Trans Am a terrible reputation.
Transam
We need to make two more circuits of the area to triangulate it Michael.
Triangulate
Thank you Bonnie.
Tybonnie
Thank you Michael.
Tymichael
scanner sfx Michael, I'm getting some unusual readings.
Unusualreadings
Very good Mr. Miles.
Verygood
Those sensor echoes last night were very puzzling.
Verypuzzling
Very well.
Verywell
Well done Mr. Miles. I'll take it from here.
Welldone
What kind of component?
Whatcomponent
Michael, why should that be upsetting?
Whyupsetting
I have insufficient data to be certain Michael. However, since KARR is as powerful and as nearly indestructible as myself, Xeno's paradoxes should be a factor.
Zenoparadoxes
Yes Michael.
Yesmichael

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