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Hey, I'm Adrian Cronauer. I'm on again at 1600. Why? Because I have to, its the army.
Adriancronauer
There she is again. How'd she get ahead of us?
Aheadofus
What's the difference between the army and the cub scouts?
Armycubscouts
She's Beautiful and quick.
Beautifulquick
Would Bob Dylan be out of line?
Bobdylan
Were you born on the sun? It's damn hot.
Bornsun
Can we try, "My boyfriend's back."
Boyfriendsback
I saw - It's so damn hot, I saw little guys, their orange robes burst into flames. It's that hot! Do you know what I'm talking about?
Burstflames
You know, this whole camouflage thing for me doesn't work very well.
Camouflagething
Speed up. Check her stamina.
Checkstamina
Time to rock it from the Delta to the DMZ. Is that me or does that sound like a Elvis Presley movie? Viva Da Nang. Oh, viva, Da Nang. Da Nang me, Da Nang me. Why don't they get a rope and hang me?
Deltadmz
Mayday. Dragon lady with incredible figure at 11 o'clock. Stop the car.
Dragonlady
Hey! Is it a little too early for being that loud?
Earlyloud
Aw. Edward, you don't understand.
Edwardunderstand
Now. Let's start off with the fact that English is a fantastic language.
Englishfantastic
Oh, why not. Maybe play a couple of Tennessee Ernie Ford records. That'd be a hoot.
Ernieford
I've got a special man in the audience today right now. It's Mr. Leo. He's a fashion consultant for the army.
Fashionconsultant
Well can you tell me what it feels like?
Feelslike
If you're going to fight, clash.
Fightclash
Fool, it's hot. I told you again.
Foolhot
I feel like a fox in a chicken coop.
Foxchicken
Good morning Vietnam!
Gmvietnam
I've been on a small Greek island with a lot of women who look like Zorba.
Greekzorba
Why thank you Adrian. Now, I'm just happy to be here. I want to tell you something.
Happyhere
Bzzzzzt! Cub Scouts don't have heavy artillery!
Heavyartillery
Hey, uh, hi. Can you help me? What's your name?
Helpname
It's going to be hot and wet. That's nice if you're with a lady but it ain't not good if you're in the jungle.
Hotwetjungle
Mantovani? They feed Mantovani to insomniacs who don't respond to strong drugs!
Insomniacs
Because you go in the jungle, I can't see you.
Junglesee
You know, you go in the jungle. Make a statement.
Junglestatement
What do you think it's going to be like tonight?
Liketonight
I got a little riddle for you.
Littleriddle
Yes it is and how lucky for me.
Luckyforme
Nowhere to run to by Martha and the Vandellas. Hey, you know what I mean.
Marthavandellas
Speaking of early, let's hear it for that Marty Lee Drywitz. Silky smooth sounds, making me sound like Peggy Lee...
Martydreiwitz
It's 0600 hours. What does the "O" stand for? O my God, it's early!
Omgearly
Percy Faith.
Percyfaith
I'm stationed in Poontang.
Poontang
Oh my God, they're quick, they're fast, and small.
Quicksmall
Hey, this is not a test. This is rock and roll.
Rockroll
My name's Roosevelt E. Roosevelt.
Roosevelt
Roosevelt, what town are you stationed in?.
Roosevelttown
Well, thank you, Roosevelt. What's the weather like out there?
Rooseveltweather
It's hot. Damn hot! Real hot! Hottest things is my shorts. I could cook things in it. A little crotch pot cooking.
Shortscooking
For me, I want to do something different.
Somethingdifferent
Here's a song coming your way right now.
Songcoming
You know, it's like wearing stripes and plaid.
Stripesplaid
Thanks a lot.
Thanksalot
Hey, too late.
Toolate Adrian Cronauer
Too much?
Toomuch
Let's try a little phrase I like to call, "My boyfriend's back and there's gonna be trouble. Hey-nah, hey-nah, my boyfriend's back." Can we try that one?
Tryphrase
Thank you very much for playing.
Typlaying
Thank you Roosevelt.
Tyroosevelt
First thing I'd like to know is, What subject this is?
Whatsubject
I never though I'd find women attractive ever again and now that I do, you won't even turn the car around.
Womenattractive

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